hi, i'm still sitting on the porch smoking and grinning like a moron.

posted by [identity profile] minervacat.livejournal.com at 04:38am on 16/08/2007
BEST PART OF THIS WHOLE THING: "They got the deal done," said Orioles scouting director Joe Jordan. "You can tell the City of Baltimore that the old evil owner stepped up and took care of things tonight. We had to fight to the end."

joe jordan doesn't have a job anymore, but, man, tomorrow, tomorrow the sun will give me a picture of matt wieters holding up an orioles jersey with his name on the back and i will EXPLODE IN A MILLION PIECES. i will try to explode in the bathroom so you have less mess to clean up.

also, hovis is in the minor leagues somewhere, but i bet we could kidnap him.
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