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posted by [personal profile] minervacat at 09:54pm on 15/08/2007 under ,
[Poll #1039921]

last week i tried to find andy mcphail's email address on the orioles' website so that i could tell him that if he would just go ahead and give matt wieters all the millions of dollars that mr. wieters wants in his contract, i would personally find a way to provide the orioles with that revenue. i failed to find mcphail's email address, which is probably for the best, as, with the signing deadline looming, i'm reducing to lying on the living room floor wailing, "JUST GIVE HIM THE MONEY, ANDY, AND THEN THROW STEVE TRACHSEL IN AS A BONUS," which i'm not sure is the sort of email andy mcphail wants to receive.

shep.'s only commentary: "what's matt wieters gonna do with steve trachsel?"

ETA: MATT WIETERS SIGNED AT THE VERY LAST ABSOLUTE SECOND. no word yet on whether or not his deal includes any useless starting pitchers.

ETA2: i am going on record, so that when m.wiets hits the majors next year, it is entirely clear who has a claim on him: SHEP AND I SAW HIM FIRST, BITCHES.
Mood:: 'drunk' drunk
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posted by [identity profile] tangleofthorns.livejournal.com at 02:02am on 16/08/2007
Papelbon/Tek? Worse than incest. It makes me want to cry just thinking about how bad and sad that would be.

The correct answer is, C) Papelbon/Beckett. :)
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posted by [identity profile] kickthebeat.livejournal.com at 02:04am on 16/08/2007
THAT IS NEVER THE RIGHT ANSWER, HOLY CHRIST.
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posted by [identity profile] minervacat.livejournal.com at 02:04am on 16/08/2007
perhaps i could interest you in tek/mirabelli/schilling? ... not that i wrote it, mind you, just that i FOUND it this evening.
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posted by [identity profile] callmesandy.livejournal.com at 02:14am on 16/08/2007
Why ... I mean, if you're going to write BSox porn, why involve Schilling?

Also, I am not interested in reading Verlander/Pudge plz do not link.
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posted by [identity profile] callmesandy.livejournal.com at 02:16am on 16/08/2007
But now I'm sure someone's OTP is Verlander/Miller, huh. And everyone ignores the hotness of sweet Granderson.
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posted by [identity profile] minervacat.livejournal.com at 02:20am on 16/08/2007
actually, the otp in this house is [livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary/andrew miller. for the record, etc.
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posted by [identity profile] kickthebeat.livejournal.com at 02:17am on 16/08/2007
sandy, i'm sorry, but you should be forced to read the verlander/pudge BECAUSE YOU PICKED TEK/POD. GOD. HARD FOR US. also, i think min. found some verlander slash earlier; i cannot be sure, for i was screaming. I KNOW we've found kyle farnsworth noncon. ALAS, HE WAS NOT NONCONNING JUSTIN VERLANDER.
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posted by [identity profile] callmesandy.livejournal.com at 12:18pm on 16/08/2007
Kyle Farnsworth noncons whomever he wants. Presumably even Jeter remembers the body slam from the detroit days and quakes before Farnsworth.

Hey, people are gonna write what they write. At least Tek/Pap is an existingly friendly relationship and not the deep hate sex of Tek/Gollum. I don't like hatesex, maaaaaaaaaaan.
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posted by [identity profile] mazily.livejournal.com at 02:35am on 16/08/2007
IT BURNS.

Just. There is a reason I stay away from the baseball slash comms, and, yes, okay, that reason is the scary, scary 'Varitek rapes Dice-K' fic we once stumbled upon, but now I will also stay away because what if I accidentally read Schilling slash?.
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posted by [identity profile] mazily.livejournal.com at 02:13am on 16/08/2007
No, no, no, the correct answer is, C) Jason Varitek/Nomar Garciaparra (while at Georgia Tech &/or in the Olympics). Obviously.

Though, yes, you know that I'd totally dig the Papelbon/Beckett, esp. if it involved epic video game tournaments. Because I am easy. As is Beckett.
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posted by [identity profile] tangleofthorns.livejournal.com at 02:17am on 16/08/2007
And/or, you know, things that are already in the works.

But I promised Justin Verlander I would stop talking about how he sleeps with Pudge Rodriguez, so I can't say another word.
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posted by [identity profile] mazily.livejournal.com at 02:20am on 16/08/2007
Ha, yes, things that are already in the works FT(secret)W.

But, yeah, dude, you've actually got me creeped out by Pudge Rodriguez now, so you should probably stop with that action. Just to say.
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posted by [identity profile] kickthebeat.livejournal.com at 02:05am on 16/08/2007
i said it before and i'll say it again: it hurts me, deep in my heart and my soul and possibly even my girl parts, that i can only pick DEATH once, and that one vote simply cannot convey the horror i am STILL FEELING.
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posted by [identity profile] scriggle.livejournal.com at 02:07am on 16/08/2007
Mirabelli/Wakefield.
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posted by [identity profile] minervacat.livejournal.com at 02:22am on 16/08/2007
... i got no words for that. srsly. just. totally picking death, here. :D
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posted by [identity profile] scriggle.livejournal.com at 02:27am on 16/08/2007
Tek/Wakefield?

Pedroia/Cora?

*g*
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posted by [personal profile] oriolegirl at 02:14am on 16/08/2007
I second the comment. Steve Trachsel? What the hell would *anyone* do with Steve Trachsel? But McPhail should totally be throwing money at Wieters.
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posted by [identity profile] minervacat.livejournal.com at 02:16am on 16/08/2007
he would have to clean the litter box, if shep. and i bought him. we feel it's an excellent use for him. :)
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posted by [personal profile] oriolegirl at 02:20am on 16/08/2007
Heh. That's about the only use for him.
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posted by [identity profile] darastar.livejournal.com at 02:27am on 16/08/2007
so, we were on the way to the nats game tonight (btw - you will be receiving a bobble-head Abraham Lincoln on Saturday...and if you can somehow manage to snag one for me, i will love you even more than i already do), and the sports guys on the radio were talking about the O's trying to sign Wieters, and I made a noise about how I had seen him (because i think i did?) and he was from Georgia Tech, and how you guys loved him. And then my dad was awesome and said, "And where's he from?" (but he also asked similar questions for about 90% of what I said on the way to the game).
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posted by [identity profile] minervacat.livejournal.com at 02:33am on 16/08/2007
i don't think you saw him -- the ga tech series was the weekend of graduation, shep and i went to the first game with pru and julia and the second with my ex-coworker sarah. but, oh, maggie, not only is he an amazing amazing ballplayer, he is SO HOT, TOO.

and he is from south carolina originally. i shall marry him and make the tiny southern rich rich rich baseball-playing babies.
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posted by [identity profile] darastar.livejournal.com at 02:35am on 16/08/2007
maybe i thought i saw him because y'all talked about him so much. that must be it.

so...it almost counts. ;)
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posted by [identity profile] spatialrift47.livejournal.com at 02:31am on 16/08/2007
I would have preferred cake, but oh well.
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posted by [identity profile] honey-babes.livejournal.com at 04:03am on 16/08/2007
BSox porn? There are no words.
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i will have to make an icon. sigh.

posted by [identity profile] kickthebeat.livejournal.com at 04:28am on 16/08/2007
i am so mad at him right now, but goddamn everyone, i staked that claim months ago, and i will fight for it if necessary. also: ANDREW BRACKMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER DRINK I BRUSHED MY TEETH ALREADY FUCK AND SHIT. you know what this means? NIGHTMARES AGAIN TONIGHT. WHERE IS HOVIS WHEN I NEED HIM.
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hi, i'm still sitting on the porch smoking and grinning like a moron.

posted by [identity profile] minervacat.livejournal.com at 04:38am on 16/08/2007
BEST PART OF THIS WHOLE THING: "They got the deal done," said Orioles scouting director Joe Jordan. "You can tell the City of Baltimore that the old evil owner stepped up and took care of things tonight. We had to fight to the end."

joe jordan doesn't have a job anymore, but, man, tomorrow, tomorrow the sun will give me a picture of matt wieters holding up an orioles jersey with his name on the back and i will EXPLODE IN A MILLION PIECES. i will try to explode in the bathroom so you have less mess to clean up.

also, hovis is in the minor leagues somewhere, but i bet we could kidnap him.
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posted by [personal profile] starfishchick at 02:18pm on 16/08/2007
i am going on record, so that when m.wiets hits the majors next year, it is entirely clear who has a claim on him: SHEP AND I SAW HIM FIRST, BITCHES.

I cannot WAIT to see this guy. HEE.
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