minervacat: (it's not murder it's just ketchup)
I owe a debt of gratitude to [livejournal.com profile] laurashapiro and [livejournal.com profile] pipsqueaky for their amazing due South vid to "Goody Two Shoes", which cemented my association between Benton Fraser and that song long before I ever saw Hot Fuzz; if you're here for the Hot Fuzz and are unfamiliar with due South and its tireless Mountie hero Benton Fraser, I totally recommend watching their vid before reading the story. It's available for download here, and if you enjoy it, please let them know.

Title: Don't Drink, Don't Smoke (What Do You Do)
Fandom: due South/Hot Fuzz
Pairings: Ensemble gen, but, you know, gay like the show and the movie.
Spoilers: Through "Call of the Wild"/the film
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters; I'm just fooling around.
Summary: In which shenanigans are had, passports are stolen, hair is dyed, pints are drunk, and Ray is bitten by the swan. 12,600 words.

For reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, Ray and I were pursuing a criminal across Gloucestershire on our annual leave from the Chicago Police Department and the Canadian Consulate in Chicago, respectively.  )
minervacat: (i'm running out in the big city blinking)
minervacat: (it's not murder it's just ketchup)
There is no preface for this. I made Hot Fuzz fic, and there are no fewer than three other Hot Fuzz stories currently on my to-write list, including a Hot Fuzz/due South crossover, because, hello, Nicholas Angel and Benton Fraser, BFF 4EVAR, and it will be called "Don't Drink, Don't Smoke (What Do You Do?)".

But that is not this story. This is a totally different Hot Fuzz story.

Title: Two Weeks, And You're An All-Time Legend
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Characters: Ensemble gen ... but, you know, really gay gen, just like the movie.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For the movie.
Disclaimer: Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost own these characters and this setting, not me.
Summary: But it's nice to have the pub back, in the end. 3500 words.

I should have known something awful was going to happen, because when it got to quitting time that night, Danny said, 'What'll we do tonight then, Nick?' )

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