i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

There is no preface for this. I made Hot Fuzz fic, and there are no fewer than three other Hot Fuzz stories currently on my to-write list, including a Hot Fuzz/due South crossover, because, hello, Nicholas Angel and Benton Fraser, BFF 4EVAR, and it will be called "Don't Drink, Don't Smoke (What Do You Do?)".

But that is not this story. This is a totally different Hot Fuzz story.

Title: Two Weeks, And You're An All-Time Legend
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Characters: Ensemble gen ... but, you know, really gay gen, just like the movie.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For the movie.
Disclaimer: Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost own these characters and this setting, not me.
Summary: But it's nice to have the pub back, in the end. 3500 words.

( I should have known something awful was going to happen, because when it got to quitting time that night, Danny said, 'What'll we do tonight then, Nick?' )