i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

for those of you who read stories without knowing the canon (as do i, all too frequently): these two people are dr. daniel jackson (archeologist, linguist and anthropologist) and vala mal doran (intergalactic space thief extraordinaire). and this is lt. col. cameron mitchell. and his car. there: now you have faces with the names.

Title: There's A Girl Going Crazy About You (And I'm Not Far Behind)
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Cameron Mitchell/Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through 10x08, "Memento Mori".
Disclaimer: I am not Brad Wright or Robert Cooper or the other guy. No profit, just fun.
Summary: Cam hadn't known that you could smirk and kiss at the same time, but if anybody could, it would be Vala. Follows you can buy her things now by several weeks. 5900 words.

( Everyone on base knew that Jackson was sleeping with Vala -- the extent of the discussion Cam had with Jackson about it had gone like this: Cam said, Don't let this mess up the team, and Jackson said, cryptically, It didn't before, did it? -- but Cam didn't see why this meant that they got to make out like teenagers in the backseat of his car, especially since Cameron wasn't getting laid and hadn't gotten laid in months. )

those of you who have been here long enough know that unc shooting guard wes miller is my future ex-husband. i looooove him. he is a former walk-on 5'10" white boy who's a gunner from behind the three point line, and who, in his junior year, earned a starting spot on the team. once, i almost lit him on fire. (it was an accident.)

and this, my darlings, is my future ex-husband DANCING TO "SEXYBACK" at late night with roy, which is the first official practice of the unc basketball season, open to the public, and less a practice and more a hilarious, badly danced variety show.

this video is the greatest thing i have EVER SEEN. i wept with laughter when i watched it. i wept with laughter when i watched it AGAIN. i am STILL weeping with laughter.

and, um, apologies to those of you who follows my del.icio.us and just got hit with 17 MILLION video clips from late night with roy. i have a problem, what can i say.