i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

Title: So If I Fell, I Would Fall Right In
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Cameron Mitchell/Daniel Jackson (Daniel/Vala, implied Jack/Daniel)
Spoilers: Through 10x14, "The Shroud"
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Rob & Brad & Jonathan own 'em, not me.
Summary: Five things Cameron and Daniel fought about. Spans the time between the end of Valentine the Destroyer and the start of with all our sun-bleached history. 5600 words.

so i felt around in the dark
building rope ladders into your heart
climbing hand over hand to get in
that's the shape i found you in

( Vala, because Jackson -- Jackson at work and when he's being a pain in Cam's ass, Daniel at home and in bed and all the times in between -- won't talk about her, and Cam wants to. )

Valentine 'verse. Solely an excuse for smut, except it's Cam Mitchell, who can't take his pants off without thinking about it for several hours first, so it's smut plus Cam Mitchell's Issues.

Sooner rather than later I'll post a chronological listing of all the stories in the Valentine 'verse, in the order they happen not the order they were written, but today is not that day.

Title: your misfortune and none of my own
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Cameron Mitchell/Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through 10x14, "The Shroud", nominally.
Disclaimer: Rob, Brad & Jonathan own 'em, I'm just fooling around.
Summary: i can be the right reminder at the right time/throwing out the lifeline. Follows immediately on the heels of And If The Answer's No, Can I Change Your Mind?. 5300 words.

( This isn't where Cam thought he would end up. This isn't what he thought he'd end up wanting. )

This fits into the Valentine 'verse, one of (at least) two stories that (will eventually) come before the Daniel/Vala/Cam arc, but unlike the stories already written, which fit necessarily together, this story can be read on its own. When I was working on this, I called it "the one about everything I know about Sam Carter".

Title: Must Have Learned Them From A Million Stars
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Characters: Sam Carter & Daniel Jackson
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through the end of Season 8
Disclaimer: Rob, Brad & Jonathan own 'em; I'm just fooling around.
Summary: but i know -- i've got my looks and you've got yours. Set between S8 & S9, about a year and a half before you can buy her things now. 6500 words.

( Sam learned a long time ago that people aren't quantifiable, that they can't be subjected to the rules of mathematics, the laws of physics. )

14 Valentines: V-Day. Be strong, be fierce, be wild, be brilliant, be beautiful.

Title: with all our sun-bleached history
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Cameron Mitchell/Daniel Jackson, past Cameron/Daniel/Vala & Daniel/Vala
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through 10x10, The Quest Part 1.
Disclaimer: Wright, Cooper and Glassman own these characters. I'm fooling around with no profit.
Summary: well here we are then you and me/some little joke of chemistry/with all our sun bleached history/fading as the light gets strong. Follows Valentine The Destroyer by nine months. 11,500 words.

( Nine months later, and Daniel still has fourteen cans of Campbell's chicken noodle soup in his kitchen cupboards and Cameron Everett Mitchell in his bed. )

On to Part Two.

Back to Part One.

( with all our sun-bleached history )

14 Valentines: Economics and Wealth.

Title: And If The Answer's No, Can I Change Your Mind?
Fandom: SG-1
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran + Cameron Mitchell
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through 10x14, "The Shroud"
Disclaimer: Glassman, Cooper & Wright own them, not me. I'm having fun, not turning a profit.
Summary: so if i had a chance/would you let me know? 5000 words.

Follows There's A Girl Going Crazy About You (And I'm Not Far Behind) by three months; set between Girl Going Crazy and Valentine the Destroyer.

( Carter is scraping dirt into vials and Jackson has wandered off somewhere with Teal'c -- Cam wasn't listening to Jackson's babbling when they left, and the thing that nobody told him about SG-1, the thing that's turned out to be both blessing and curse, is that they've all been doing this for so long that a CO is sort of a formality. )

Follows There's A Girl Going Crazy About You by a nebulous six months. Contains no spoilers for the second half of SG-1 Season 10.

Title: Valentine The Destroyer
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: various permutations of Cameron/Daniel/Vala
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through 10x10, "The Quest (Part 1)".
Disclaimer: God, I wish I owned them. No profit, just fun.
Summary: "She's leaving," he says to Mitchell. "She's setting us up," Mitchell says. 5700 words.

( Vala is thinking about leaving. )

for those of you who read stories without knowing the canon (as do i, all too frequently): these two people are dr. daniel jackson (archeologist, linguist and anthropologist) and vala mal doran (intergalactic space thief extraordinaire). and this is lt. col. cameron mitchell. and his car. there: now you have faces with the names.

Title: There's A Girl Going Crazy About You (And I'm Not Far Behind)
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Cameron Mitchell/Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through 10x08, "Memento Mori".
Disclaimer: I am not Brad Wright or Robert Cooper or the other guy. No profit, just fun.
Summary: Cam hadn't known that you could smirk and kiss at the same time, but if anybody could, it would be Vala. Follows you can buy her things now by several weeks. 5900 words.

( Everyone on base knew that Jackson was sleeping with Vala -- the extent of the discussion Cam had with Jackson about it had gone like this: Cam said, Don't let this mess up the team, and Jackson said, cryptically, It didn't before, did it? -- but Cam didn't see why this meant that they got to make out like teenagers in the backseat of his car, especially since Cameron wasn't getting laid and hadn't gotten laid in months. )

due to work continuing to eat my face combined with classes having started, and in lieu of actual content and today's top five which i forgot about until asb mentioned it at 3:30 pm, please have some nice wholesome alien het porn. and by nice i mean "really dirty" and by wholesome i mean "chock full of daniel jackson's emotional issues with a capital I", but don't let that deter you. porn is porn, after all. (and by "alien het porn" i mean ... exactly what i said. anyway. i think my brain's run out my ears. i'm going to stop talking and post my porn now.)

Title: you can buy her things now but she'll never be bought
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through S10, generally.
Disclaimer: I am totally not Brad Wright or Rob Cooper or that other guy who's in charge of SG-1. Just fun, no profit.
Summary: you are certain of nothing at all/except that it's late but it's not the last call. 6500 words.

( Daniel breaks; in the hope that she'll stop talking for an hour and let him finish the translation he's working on, Ori prophecies that have been handed down in something that looks like Ancient but isn't, he buys Vala an iPod and a set of headphones so big that they make her look like Princess Leia. )