i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

due to work continuing to eat my face combined with classes having started, and in lieu of actual content and today's top five which i forgot about until asb mentioned it at 3:30 pm, please have some nice wholesome alien het porn. and by nice i mean "really dirty" and by wholesome i mean "chock full of daniel jackson's emotional issues with a capital I", but don't let that deter you. porn is porn, after all. (and by "alien het porn" i mean ... exactly what i said. anyway. i think my brain's run out my ears. i'm going to stop talking and post my porn now.)

Title: you can buy her things now but she'll never be bought
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through S10, generally.
Disclaimer: I am totally not Brad Wright or Rob Cooper or that other guy who's in charge of SG-1. Just fun, no profit.
Summary: you are certain of nothing at all/except that it's late but it's not the last call. 6500 words.

( Daniel breaks; in the hope that she'll stop talking for an hour and let him finish the translation he's working on, Ori prophecies that have been handed down in something that looks like Ancient but isn't, he buys Vala an iPod and a set of headphones so big that they make her look like Princess Leia. )