i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

OK these are all great but I actually snorted out loud at the last one. I loved Daniel and Mitchell's banter, and public humiliation. :D

I like how you wrote Cam and his grandma--he could tell her the whole awful story, and I can just hear her saying, "oh cameron" and shaking her head.

I now will have to google to determine the precise meanings of:

- scattered, covered, and topped
- scattered, smothered and diced
- scattered and chunked
- scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped and diced

and how they pertain to waffles and hashed browns. Hee!

(also, vala retrieving the fried egg... *snicker*)

*is hungry for waffles now*