posted by
minervacat at 12:36pm on 09/01/2008 under fic:bandslash
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW, YOU GUYS. Sometimes I'm drunk and watching college football, and then this happens. For the record: this is one of the least bizarre crossovers we've come up with here at the Alpha Site.
Also for the record: this is Connor Barth. This is Connor Barth mid-kick. He's the only reason the Carolina football team wasn't even worse than they were this year. (He's also cuter than that picture makes him seem.) Also, he designs t-shirts. For real. I don't know if I'm outrageous enough to wear them, though.
ANYWAY, FIC. I have totally cannibalized all real timelines for my own needs.
Title: We're Finally Living In The New South
Fandom: Band RPS/college sports RPS
Pairing: Connor Barth/Pete Wentz; Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not real, not for profit. If you got here searching your own name or the names of your friends, Pete Wentz, BACK BUTTON NOW.
Warnings: Dubious sexual ethics contained within.
Spoilers: Uh, for the fact that the Carolina football team sucks? Is that a spoiler, or is that just fact?
Summary: "People in North Carolina are narrow-minded homophobic fuckers," Pete said. "No." 5100 words.
In the middle of November, almost at the end of the tour, the envelope turned up with a batch a mail from sometime in mid-September, forwarded by the label after they'd gone through all of it to make sure that nobody was trying to blow Andy up or poison Joe or send dirty underwear to Patrick.
Also for the record: this is Connor Barth. This is Connor Barth mid-kick. He's the only reason the Carolina football team wasn't even worse than they were this year. (He's also cuter than that picture makes him seem.) Also, he designs t-shirts. For real. I don't know if I'm outrageous enough to wear them, though.
ANYWAY, FIC. I have totally cannibalized all real timelines for my own needs.
Title: We're Finally Living In The New South
Fandom: Band RPS/college sports RPS
Pairing: Connor Barth/Pete Wentz; Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not real, not for profit. If you got here searching your own name or the names of your friends, Pete Wentz, BACK BUTTON NOW.
Warnings: Dubious sexual ethics contained within.
Spoilers: Uh, for the fact that the Carolina football team sucks? Is that a spoiler, or is that just fact?
Summary: "People in North Carolina are narrow-minded homophobic fuckers," Pete said. "No." 5100 words.
In the middle of November, almost at the end of the tour, the envelope turned up with a batch a mail from sometime in mid-September, forwarded by the label after they'd gone through all of it to make sure that nobody was trying to blow Andy up or poison Joe or send dirty underwear to Patrick.
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