i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

I've written a lot of fictional fandom crossovers, and I've even written a handful of fairly meta fictional fandom crossovers, but, fuck, people, this is the most meta story I've ever written IN MY LIFE, Jesus Christ.

And because my entry into any fandom can never be less than 100% Grade-A crack. My frelling life, people.

Title: Rock And Roll Don't Give Her Nothing But Bad Dreams
Fandom: Entourage/Bandslash
Pairings: Eric/Patrick (implied Vince/Pete)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through the end of Entourage S4, but they're minor and not really important to this story.
Disclaimer: I neither own nor know any of these people. My bizarre fusion of lives is for entertainment purposes only. If you got here googling your own name, Pete Wentz, hit the back button now.
Summary: Behind him, Turtle says, "I bet the bass player sucks, if you know what I mean," and Vince just laughs. 5200 words.

A couple of weeks after Cannes, Vince flops onto the couch one morning, finally looking like his mood is less black than it's been since they left France, and says, "I want to meet Fall Out Boy."