i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

( bobby -- including SPOILERS (though if you are like the middle-aged man sitting behind us who was surprised by the fact that bobby kennedy got shot, i ... don't really know what to say to you. bobby kennedy was shot and killed in 1968. this is not a spoiler, this is history. there are, however, spoilers for the movie behind this cut tag.) )

( stargate: atlantis 3x11: the return part two -- SPOILERS )

you know what i've been thinking? where are the nip/tuck/dexter crossovers? (i'm not watching dexter, mostly because i devoured the first two books last week, and i've spoiled the mystery for myself, alas, but i loved the books and i want fic about dexter, omg.) MIAMI! they are both in miami! it would be awesome, people. creepy and dark and hilarious. and, since i've been reading carl hiaasen's novels, too, if you could toss in a reference to any of those books but particularly to governor clinton tyree crazy ol' skink (if you know the books, you know who i mean), it would be even awesomer. for real. okay? okay. *waits patiently*

in other news, all of you who subscribe to my delicious bookmarks know that i suffered from an intense and debilitating bout of john barrowman malaria late on saturday evening, which manifested itself in the fact that i spent three hours at youtube, watching video of john singing show tunes. i don't want to talk about it. i do, however, want to share [this clip], which is a blooper from the putting it together dvd; i can't decide what's funnier, carol burnett losing her skirt mid-performance or john barrowman's completely over the top reaction to it. regardless, i can not stop watching it. i'm sick. it's a sickness. send help or more clips of john barrowman singing show tunes.

(i would also like to recommend this clip, of john and ruthie henshall singing [anything you can do] from annie get your gun, mostly for john's dancing, which is truly hilarious. i laughed until i cried.)

in conclusion: christmas shopping for the family and the boy, done; christmas shopping for the axis and lani, contemplated but not done; schoolwork due in the next two weeks, not even close to being done; mental health, unstable and currently deteriorating. stay tuned! my nervous breakdown might come any day now, and it's sure to be entertaining. you could even start a pool if you wanted: when and where is min going to finally break down and lose it completely, and what will be the catalyst of the breakdown? PLACE YOUR BETS NOW.