i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

this story proves many things:
1. i should not be left alone with only xml files that won't validate for fun.
2. no otp is sacred. not even my own. especially not my own, maybe.
3. apparently, my fandom niche is wacky, smutty vala crossovers.
4. i always have to meet my own needs!

HAPPY I HAVE FAITH IN (PARTS OF) MY GOVERNMENT AGAIN DAY, HAVE SOME PORN.

Title: she can drive as fast as me, but she stops at all the lights
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who/Stargate SG-1 crossover
Pairing: Captain Jack Harkness/Vala Mal Doran, implied Daniel/Vala
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through Torchwood 1x03 "Ghost Machine", Who (2005) 1x13 "Parting of the Ways" & SG-1 10x10 "The Quest (Part 1)".
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Brad, Robert, the third SG-1 dude who name I never remember & Russell T. Davies. I would not let them out of bed if Jack and Vala were mine.
Summary: she takes the distance and breaks it into miles -- she makes my life just a little less wild. 4500 words.

( The first time he met her (at least according to his memory), she was cozied up to the bar at Milliways, drinking something that looked vaguely like an off-putting Goa'uld cocktail, and he was drinking the closest thing Milliways had to Miller Lite (which wasn't very close at all). )