i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

*peers around* okay, um, okay, there are ... a lot more of you here than the last time i looked. where the frak did you all come from? i swear, i'm not that interesting. so. uh. hi. welcome to the crazy house. pull up a chair and feel free to leap into the madness anywhere that suits your fancy. i only bite if you ask very, very nicely.

THURSDAY. this week has blown goats, and the only thing that kept me from crawling back into bed this morning was the thought that i get to have my darling queenofalostart and resmin over for dinner tonight, after i survive class and six hours of work. (well, that dinner prospect, and a lot of dayquil.) and now, now i am suffering through the most boring class in the history of the universe, and you all should entertain me.

top five bad movies that you love without shame, despite knowing objectively that they're bad. go!

my list:

1. drumline. onthecontrary and i have laid on my living room floor, hungover as shit, and watched this more than once. i own this on dvd.

2. bring it on. I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING THAT INVOLVE ELIZA DUSHKU IN A CHEERLEADING UNIFORM.

3. while you were sleeping. chicago! the el as a major plot point! peter gallagher's eyebrows in a coma! i own this on dvd, too. i actually paid money for this. it is a capital-B Bad Movie. i looooove it.

4. romancing the stone. STOP JUDGING ME.

5. mystery men. incredible cast, ridiculous movie. on my list of all-time comfort movies. so bad. one of the major plot points is on-going fart jokes! BAD MOVIE. and yet: i love. my taste in films is so suspect sometimes. i fail at being a movie snob.

OKAY, NOW YOU GO, I'M BORED.

in other news, the nip/tuck season premiere was the gayest thing i've ever seen on tv. oh, sean. oh, christian. *draws hearts*