when the maternal unit was here, she bought me obscenely expensive seville orange coffee, and this morning instead of putting milk and sugar in it like i usually do, i filled the bottom of my travel mug with chocolate chips and poured the coffee over them and i have to say, okay, ray kowalski might totally be on to something with the m&ms.
( i broke up with the cubs because jim hendry is stupid and i would do a better job than he is doing )
( i go on at probably more length than necessary about why i watch tv, and why aaron sorkin is a golden god )
thursday! i totally flaked on the top five last week, because thursday came at the end of a truly wretched work week, but not this week. this week, can we hate, please? i need to hate, because otherwise i'm going to have to cut a bitch with my hair knives, and i won't be picky about which bitch i cut. top five worst movie sequels ever made. bonus points for anything that actually has "electric boogaloo" after the number.
my list:
( i broke up with the cubs because jim hendry is stupid and i would do a better job than he is doing )
( i go on at probably more length than necessary about why i watch tv, and why aaron sorkin is a golden god )
thursday! i totally flaked on the top five last week, because thursday came at the end of a truly wretched work week, but not this week. this week, can we hate, please? i need to hate, because otherwise i'm going to have to cut a bitch with my hair knives, and i won't be picky about which bitch i cut. top five worst movie sequels ever made. bonus points for anything that actually has "electric boogaloo" after the number.
my list:
1. grease 2. i don't care what asb says about maxwell caulfield being hot, this movie is b-a-d BAD.OKAY, NOW YOU GO. i'm bored, i don't wanna be at work, i wanna be in chicago, distract meeeeeee.
2. the godfather parts 2 and 3. okay, you know what? i know that godfather part 2 is considered the greatest of the three; i know that, i respect that, i fucking hate these movies, all frakking three of them, and the fact that 2 and 3 exist means that i have to watch them with the boy, and i resent the fuck out of that fact. HATE. BAD. worst movie sequels made because i hate them. *rage*
3. anything after the first jaws. the first one's a classic, but even that one's not that good a movie.
4. back to the future 2. the first one was good. (oh, john sheppard, i loved this movie before i loved you.) the second one was not.
5. the sequel to snakes on a plane. because there will be one, and it will be BAD, and not in the glorious brilliant way that the first snakes on a plane will be bad.
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