minervacat: (you can drive.  really?  no.)
i am 90% finished with the database due on thursday, thanks to one of my bosses and three free and clear uninterrupted hours at work today. so here: have some porn as a celebration of this fact.

Title: the cigarette girl in the sizzle hot pants
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: So totally not my characters; just fooling around, without profit.
Summary: In which there is a road trip, a late-night stop at Waffle House, a tasteless joke about the University of Tennessee, and a blowjob, not necessarily in that order. 3200 words.

Rodney says, 'This is officially the worst coffee in the history of two galaxies. Seriously, John, this is the worst coffee I've ever tasted, and I have drunk shitty coffee in Russia, Nevada, and ... other places these people can't even imagine, and this is the worst coffee ever.' )

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