i may be a bird in a cage but at least it's your cage

i have SO MUCH WORK to do tonight and i'm glued to the tv and i hate microsoft access like burning. LIKE BUUUUURNING.

"i can't actually walk, but i can stand rather well." oh, i *heart* my girlfriend so damn much. she looks FABULOUS. and she's so adorable and self-deprecating and hilarious.

i didn't manage to see all five best picture nominees; i'm kind of pissed at myself for that, if i'd planned better i could have gone to see munich this weekend and gotten crash from netflix, but i didn't. who am i rooting for? brokeback for best picture; phillip seymour hoffman for best actor; felicity huffman for best actress. outside of that, i don't really have opinions. yeah. i know. me, no opinions? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?

( abc pre-show stuff )

( jon stewart is my king )

jon stewart wins at everything.

can somebody send me dolly's nominated song? because i fucking loved that, and i missed it when it was free on itunes a couple of weeks ago. ha, apparently it's still free on itunes. I STILL NEED "HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP", though, because honestly, people, that ROCKED.

( the actual awards bit )