minervacat: (everything's dirtier in the south)
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accurate summation of my life, represented by things i actually accomplished this weekend, in list form, out of chronological order:
  • did laundry.

  • found missing striped knee socks! (under bed, with several paperback mystery novels and a lot of cat hair.)

  • had bizarre phone conversation with my sister where i thought her garbled voice mail was about a could-have-been-read-as-bitchy email i sent her and my parents saturday morning and mom wanted me to apologize for it, but it was really about a parental unit unexpectedly having a non-threatening-but-sudden-onset medical issue.

  • mitigated familial worry by drinking half a bottle of wine. fell asleep on the couch and drooled on the john irving novel i'm re-reading.

  • sent [livejournal.com profile] kickthebeat approximately 78 text messages about how gay the heisman ceremony was. (it was gay. it was really, really gay. tebow, why don't you gaze lovingly at colt mccoy over enormous sandwiches some more, and then make another nationally televised thinly veiled bitchy comment about his friendship with sam bradford? BECAUSE THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. video of their sandwich date, and also there is this beautiful OH GOD TEBOW HIT ON COLT HARDER PLEASE video. tim tebow's desperate desire to make colt mccoy like him warms my cold black heart something awful.)

  • watched about 14 hours of espn because i was too lazy to change the channel.

  • went to a show friday night, enjoyed the music, bitched at [livejournal.com profile] triskellita about the hipsters, the red light bulbs, and the fact that my head hurt. the music and the company were really awesome, though, as usual.

  • ate an entire pizza.
now i'm watching episodes of bones i've already seen on the tivo, and tonight i'm going out to see micah schnabel of two cow garage (again), and then it's just one more full week of work before a mercifully short week before christmas and a trip to the beach. the beach makes everything okay.

my point being, when i don't post to livejournal, all you are really missing is endless bitching about hipsters and crappy venue lighting, and probably out of line speculation about colt mccoy's sex life.

note that this is not going to stop me from speculating about colt mccoy's sex life, just that i know it's a little, you know, weird.
Mood:: 'relaxed' relaxed
There are 5 comments on this entry. (Reply.)
 
posted by [identity profile] humpingbears.livejournal.com at 08:01pm on 13/12/2009
My favorite thing about the Heisman ceremony was that neither Tebow nor McCoy won, and they both looked like their dreams had been crushed. Particularly McCoy, who's been in the running 2 or 3 times and never pulled it out. Heeeeeee.
 
posted by [identity profile] minervacat.livejournal.com at 08:37pm on 13/12/2009
you have to understand that my love for colt mccoy borders on the irrational and clinically insane; i was rooting for anyone but tebow and i think ingram totally deserved it, but man my heart broke a little for colt. poor kid.

TEBOW ON THE OTHER HAND DID NOT NEED ANOTHER ONE HE ALREADY HAS ONE AND HIS PARENTS KEEP IT BEHIND HIS OLDER SISTER'S WEDDING PICTURES.
 
posted by [identity profile] humpingbears.livejournal.com at 08:51pm on 13/12/2009
Half of my family are Oklahoma fans. The other half are Vanderbilt or Tennessee fans. Feeling empathy for either Tebow The Child God or Colt McCoy is verboten. :) But I get where you're coming from.
 
posted by [identity profile] smallness.livejournal.com at 10:46pm on 13/12/2009
I have to tell you my speculation started early in the season once he proved his pornstache instincts:

http://www.blitzcorner.com/NCAA-FB/Colt-Mccoy-Rocks-A-Mustache
 
posted by [identity profile] sundancekid.livejournal.com at 12:49am on 16/12/2009
Tim Tebow better watch himself; Jordan Shipley will cut a bitch.

(I did not know you loved Colt! I thought you didn't like Texas? Because obviously I have a great deal of insane love for that child and just want to pinch his cheek and tell him I'm proud of him every time I see him on the teevee.)

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